Monday, May 18, 2009

The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone

Today I started school. After being out of school for 3 years, i'm now back.

Today did not start off real well. As I was about to leave I thought that I would check my school email. Much to my dismay, there was one from my teacher. She wanted us to print off the syllabus, sign it and bring it to class. Well i thought ok, no problem. I go thru the steps to print it off and WHAT!?!???!! My computer says the program does not exist. OH MY GOSH i'm going to be late on the first day of school. That's a good first impression for ya. I keep trying with no luck, so i head on to school. I was sooooo mad. So I get there and about 5 other people hadnt printed it off either so i was safe.
The lecture is pretty boring but it's going to goes real fast. The lab however was a different story. I ended up working with a girl that (poor thing) knew NOTHING about the human body. We were given a body cavity to take all the parts out and identify them. The funny part comes when she goes to put the thing back together. BTW, we had a female. She ends up putting the uterus, rectum and urethra all upside down. Then she put the heart in upside down and when i tried to correct her she said "I know how to do it". So I stepped back and watched in amazement. She had know idea of what went where. I think at one point she called the liver the lung. These people are the future nurses of America. LOL

GOD HELP US ALL!!!

1 comment:

  1. haha - so how dumb did she feel when she found out she was wrong?

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